Showing posts with label germans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label germans. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Fresh Prince of Bel Air House
Last night I was in the middle of Bel Air helping Tiff with her broken down car when all of a sudden a SUV filled with GERMANS pulls up.
They ask me in their evil accents, "Do you know where the Fresh Prince House is, duh?"
Me - "Sorry, evil Nazi killing machines I have no idea where it's at"
Germans - "duh, The house in Fresh Prince??, duh"
Me - "yeah I know what you're talking about, I just don't know where it's at."
Germans - "duh, you not watch the television show, Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Will Smith?, duh"
Me - "yeah, I watched it, I just haven't been to the home"
Germans - "duh, you know, but don't know where it's at, duh"
Me - "I've never been there, never really thought about looking for it"
The Germans looked puzzled as if the house is an US national monument. They look at each other and then speed off without saying goodbye. I just shook my head and realized I shouldn't have expected a goodbye. I was messing with...GERMANS!!!
P.S. Speaking of Germans, The German and I are going to see The Watchmen tonight at 10:30!!!! I can't wait.
P.P.S. Last night I watched, "Shall We Kiss?" I liked it. Go watch it!
They ask me in their evil accents, "Do you know where the Fresh Prince House is, duh?"
Me - "Sorry, evil Nazi killing machines I have no idea where it's at"
Germans - "duh, The house in Fresh Prince??, duh"
Me - "yeah I know what you're talking about, I just don't know where it's at."
Germans - "duh, you not watch the television show, Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Will Smith?, duh"
Me - "yeah, I watched it, I just haven't been to the home"
Germans - "duh, you know, but don't know where it's at, duh"
Me - "I've never been there, never really thought about looking for it"
The Germans looked puzzled as if the house is an US national monument. They look at each other and then speed off without saying goodbye. I just shook my head and realized I shouldn't have expected a goodbye. I was messing with...GERMANS!!!
P.S. Speaking of Germans, The German and I are going to see The Watchmen tonight at 10:30!!!! I can't wait.
P.P.S. Last night I watched, "Shall We Kiss?" I liked it. Go watch it!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Friday, January 2, 2009
Germans on a plane, I'd rather have snakes
iPhone airplane email.
On Dec 30, 2008, at 5:03 PM, John wrote to Philipp, cc Kris and Bret :
subject: Germans on a plane, I'd rather have snakes
There's a bunch of douche bag Germans in my plane. They think they own America. They're mimicking the flight attendants while they talk. I want to fight them so bad. Man am I glad I only know one German. Miss ya phil
Philipp responds,
Hahaha don't stuff all Germans into on corner or I'll show you some of the Americans with their cowboy hats and loud, obnoxious voices that think they own Europe. ;-) Douchebags everywhere... haha
Have fun in NY!!!!
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Don't know why I shared that, I guess I'm too lazy to actually post a legit NY blog. Maybe later tonight, probably not. Maybe tomorrow, yeah tomorrow will work. Happy 2009!!!!!! Best year ever? So far so good!
On Dec 30, 2008, at 5:03 PM, John wrote to Philipp, cc Kris and Bret :
subject: Germans on a plane, I'd rather have snakes
There's a bunch of douche bag Germans in my plane. They think they own America. They're mimicking the flight attendants while they talk. I want to fight them so bad. Man am I glad I only know one German. Miss ya phil
Philipp responds,
Hahaha don't stuff all Germans into on corner or I'll show you some of the Americans with their cowboy hats and loud, obnoxious voices that think they own Europe. ;-) Douchebags everywhere... haha
Have fun in NY!!!!
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Don't know why I shared that, I guess I'm too lazy to actually post a legit NY blog. Maybe later tonight, probably not. Maybe tomorrow, yeah tomorrow will work. Happy 2009!!!!!! Best year ever? So far so good!
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